Don’t Worry, Derek Jeter Isn’t Actually Dead, He’s Just Playing Like He Is
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Derek Jeter’s retirement tour is winding down, and to commemorate the future Hall of Famer 20-year career the Yankees will be bestowing #2 with an honor one usually has to die to receive. Beginning on Sunday — Derek Jeter Day at Yankees Stadium — the